NPC Hoodie Camping and nobody would ever expect

and nobody would ever expect me to wear a crop top

Leave some mystery to it and have interesting conversations

we don't sell the pointy hats

so they never land and you need to go back and explain that you just made a slick ass pun in everyday conversation because you are an underappreciated genius of the English language

it's not your fault you don't get any actual work done on Friday

NPC Hoodie Camping and nobody would ever expectEver want to be able to just pick a phrase and repeat it to anyone who talks to you all day, but also be able to pick something more interesting than "I'm doing OK, thanks"? Want to be able to say something like "Legend says there is treasure in the cave to the north" to anybody who talks to you and just repeat yourself ad infinitum? It both takes the pressure off and keeps things interesting. Wear this and give yourself that freedom. The classic fit